Sofie Sunday

Sofie Sunday: Top 10 Jokes for You!

This time on Sofie Sunday, I’m going to post (Drum roll, please!) … jokes! Here are some of the jokes that I made, and also found:



  1. What did the sock say to the other sock?

    We’re a pair!

  • Sofie



  1. What did the firefly say to the other?

    You glow, girl!

  • Jacqueline Wilson Annual 2017


  1. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Inter —


    (Get it?)

  • from the movie, Home




  1. Doctor: What is the problem?

    Patient: Last night, I dreamt of eating a giant marshmallow.

    Doc: Well, that’s nice. So why did you come here?

    Patient: When I woke up, my pillow was gone!




  1. What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

     Yarrrr lookin’ swell!

  • Sofie


  1. Dentist: Stop making a face. I haven’t even touched your teeth yet!

Tommy: I know, but you are stepping on my foot!


  1. Bill: My sister has long lovely red hair all down her back.

    Will: Pity it’s not on her head.


  1. What do you call security guards working outside a Samsung shop?

   Guardians of the Galaxy!


  1. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

    Nacho Cheese!

  • Jacqueline Wilson Annual 2017


  1. What is at the end of everything?

    The letter G.

Phew! That’s a ton! I hope you enjoyed these tummy ticklers! See you next Sunday!